Escape to Paradise: Ella Green Cottages Await!
Escape to Paradise: Ella Green Cottages Await!: A Review – Honest, Chaotic, and Hopefully Helpful
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving HEADFIRST into a review of Escape to Paradise: Ella Green Cottages Await! and trust me, I’ve got opinions. This isn't your average, sterile travel blog post. This is me, raw, unfiltered, and probably running on too much coffee, giving you the REAL scoop. Let's start with the basics, shall we? This is the kind of place you think you need after a year of pandemic-induced cabin fever.
First Impressions (and maybe a mini-rant):
The name? Catchy, right? "Escape to Paradise." Sounds dreamy. And I'll admit, the photos online are gorgeous. Lush greenery, those adorable cottages nestled in – you get the picture. Now, the reality? Well, it is beautiful. The air just smells different. Cleaner. You can actually breathe. But… and there’s always a “but,” isn't there?
Accessibility (Let's Get Real):
Okay, straight up, this is important. They list “Facilities for disabled guests,” and that’s good. But let's be honest, I didn’t see a TON of information about the dedicated facilities. It's a hill, right? So, navigating the paths… I'd definitely call ahead and discuss your specific needs. Don't just assume. The website is a little vague on the practicalities. If you need a wheelchair accessible room with an accessible bathroom, you need to call and verify, and maybe get it in writing. It's crucial.
The Cottage Itself - My Sanctuary
Okay, hold up. Because I'm ready to gush. My cottage? Divine. The air conditioning was a godsend. The blackout curtains… pure bliss for a sleep-deprived soul like myself. I'm a creature of habit, and I loved the coffee/tea maker; I felt at home, which is a major plus, and I loved that I could make fresh coffee with free bottled water every morning. And the bed! Oh, the bed. The extra long bed and the linens are what heaven felt like!
Cleanliness and Safety (COVID-19 Era Edition):
They're trying. I’ll give them that. They're ticking all the right boxes: hand sanitizer everywhere, physical distancing signs (though how well enforced that is, depends on individual guests – you know how it is!), and a whole raft of stuff about doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, and a Daily disinfection in common areas. They even have Anti-viral cleaning products. Now, I didn't see the staff actively hosing everything down constantly - but, what can you do? I did feel safe. The staff were masked, and they clearly took hygiene seriously. I appreciated not having to share stationery and the room sanitization opt-out available was a nice touch. But let's be honest, you’re still taking a risk. Wash your hands, people! And for the love of god, don’t touch your face!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Fun):
The restaurants were something else. The Asian cuisine was the star of the show! I was absolutely blown away. Best noodles I’ve had in years, no joke! And… the poolside bar? Perfect for a sundowner. The Happy hour deals were… well, I’m not going to judge what happened there.
- The A la carte restaurant had options; I loved the fact that they had Vegetarian options.
- The Breakfast [buffet] however… wasn’t the best. It wasn't bad, but not exactly a highlight. I'm more of an a-la-carte breakfast type of person, but it was included, and the options weren't awful. They had Coffee/tea in the restaurant and Coffee shop.
- I missed more desserts in restaurant.
- They offer Breakfast service and the odd Breakfast in room.
- For a midnight munchie, the Snack bar was great.
Things To Do (or, How to Waste the Day Beautifully):
Okay, so here’s the kicker. “Escape to Paradise” isn’t just about sitting around. Though, you can do that. And I did. A lot. But there are things.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Amazing. The pool with a view? Yep, it's as good as it sounds.
- Gym/fitness: I went. Once. Don’t judge me.
- Spa/sauna - The whole spa setup was heavenly. Massage was the best I've had in years. Absolutely worth it. I'm not a particularly "spa" person but here… I'm sold.
- Things to do: They had some trips and activities. I felt that the cost of the trips were a little on the high side.
If you want to REALLY chill, a Body scrub and Body wrap at the Spa are a must. Trust me. Just… trust me.
The Internet Situation (Because We Can’t Completely Escape):
WiFi! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! They even had shock horror Internet [LAN]: For the digital nomads, that’s a plus. The Internet services were fine. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also good. No, it's not the fastest internet in the world, but it's reliable enough for, you know, posting Instagram stories of your amazing holiday.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
- Air conditioning in public areas? Check.
- Concierge? Super helpful.
- Daily housekeeping? Bliss.
- Laundry service? Essential when you're a slob like me. (I may or may not have spilled something on myself on day one.)
- Luggage storage? Always a good thing.
- Safety deposit boxes? Peace of mind.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Easy parking.
For the Kids (If You're Bringing Tiny Humans):
I don’t have kids, but I saw families having a brilliant time. Babysitting service is available. Kids facilities are good. They seem to have the whole family thing down.
Rooms (Deep Dive):
- Non-smoking rooms: Thank goodness!
- Soundproof rooms: Yes!
- Additional toilet: Because, you know, sometimes you REALLY need a second toilet.
- Bathrobes and slippers: Luxe. Makes you feel fancy.
- Bathtub: Another must-have.
- Private bathroom: Important.
- Shower: With good water pressure!
- Mini bar: Yes.
- The desk was a lifesaver for checking and sending emails, the ironing facilities was useful for shirts.
Getting Around (Your Options):
- They can arrange an Airport transfer which is VERY welcome after a long journey.
- Car park: Plenty of spaces and Car park [free of charge].
- Taxi service: Available.
- Bicycle parking: Yes, if you like cycling.
My Overall Vibe (Because That’s What You Really Want to Know):
Look, imperfections aside, I loved it. It's not perfect. They are trying to handle everything. The cost felt a little high, but the experience? Worth it. I felt pampered, relaxed, and like I’d actually escaped the chaos of everyday life. It's a place where you can truly unwind, reconnect, and maybe, just maybe, rediscover your inner peace.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel plan. This is Ella, Sri Lanka, through the eyes (and slightly frazzled nerves) of yours truly. And let's be honest, the "perfect itinerary" thing? Yeah, that's a fairytale. Reality? It's more like a delicious, chaotic curry.
Ella, Green Cottages: The "Actually, Maybe We Should Just Stay Here Forever" Edition
Day 1: Arrival! (And the Crushing Realization of Jet Lag)
- 7:00 AM (ish) - Arrival at Ella Railway Station. God, the train ride was… epic. Sweeping views, chai that burned my tongue (in the best way), and the general feeling of "Wow, I'm actually doing this." But now… jet lag has hit. Hard. My brain feels like a scrambled egg.
- 7:30 AM - Check-in to Green Cottages. The website photos? Lies, all lies! (Just kidding… mostly.) The cottages are cute, rustic, and the view from the porch literally made me gasp. Problem? I can barely keep my eyes open. Immediately tried to nap but the sounds of birds and the anticipation of what I was going to do, was too good to resist.
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast at the Cottage. "Local breakfast" was supposed to be a taste of heaven. It… it definitely was food. I had no idea what half of it was, but I think I tasted a hint of coconut within whatever type of pancake thing was. Couldn't exactly blame the chefs though; my taste buds were still at Heathrow.
- 10:00 AM - A "Gentle Stroll" to Ella Rock. (Famous last words.) Okay, look, I'm not going to lie. This hike nearly killed me. Or at least, it made me question all my life choices. It was beautiful, don't get me wrong. But the humidity? The incline? My thighs are screaming. I took an embarrassing amount of breaks. Saw one family with a stroller, though; they looked like they knew the secret.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch at a random roadside stall. Spicy noodles! Delicious! My stomach regrets me now, but the joy… it's worth it, every time. The owner gave me a side-eye when I asked for tap water. (Lesson learned: bottled water only, unless you want a story).
- 3:00 PM - The Nine Arch Bridge.. So many people! But the bridge, the views, the sheer awesomeness of it all…it was worth the tourist stampede. I took a zillion photos (including one of myself looking ridiculously happy) and then promptly tripped over a rock. Still, a win.
- 5:00 PM - Back to Green Cottages for a nap. The mother of all naps. Wake up, do a quick shower and head to dinner.
- 7:30 PM - Dinner at 98 Acres Resort & Spa. Fancy! Beautiful view, a slight breeze in the open-air restaurant. Enjoyed my meal, watched the stars, got a massage. Went back to the cottage, and crashed.
Day 2: The Tea Plantation Revelations (and a Near-Disaster with a Scooter)
- 8:00 AM - Wake up… finally. After a good night's sleep, ready for action!
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast at the Cottage (Again!). Actually quite good this time. I'm getting into the food.
- 10:00 AM - Tea Plantation Tour. This was supposed to be a leisurely, educational experience, full of appreciation for the history of tea. Turns out, it was more like a masterclass in how not to drink tea, and a lesson in the sheer beauty of those rolling green hills combined with a massive headache. The guide was… well, he loved to talk. A lot. I got lost in the smells and the views. I learned about tea grades and the history of the place. The tea tasting was the highlight, even if I can't tell the difference between a black tea and a green tea to save my life.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch at a local cafe. Felt brave, went for the kottu roti. It was spicy and fantastic and my mouth is still slightly numb.
- 2:30 PM - Scooter Rental and Scenic Drive. Okay, so, big mistake. I'm not a scooter person. My balance resembles a newborn giraffe. But the idea of cruising through the hills? Irresistible. I nearly killed myself (and possibly a small herd of goats) several times. I blame the potholes. And the steering. And maybe myself. Ended up just admiring the views from the side of the road before returning the scooter.
- 5:00 PM - Relaxing by the Cottage. The afternoon on the porch. Enjoyed the peace and quiet, with a book and a view.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at a restaurant. Enjoyed the evening. Bed early; I am still super jet lagged.
Day 3: Waterfall Wonders (and More Tea!)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast at the Cottage.
- 9:30 AM - Visit Ravana Falls. The waterfall was beautiful, and I had a refreshing dip. The crowds were a little crazy, but nothing I can't handle.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch at a local restaurant.
- 2:00 PM - Visit Little Adam's Peak. A hike, where I learned I'm still out of shape. But the views were spectacular, worth a little pain.
- 5:00 PM - Relax. Rested up, had a shower.
- 7:00 PM - Enjoy dinner.
Day 4: Departure (With a Heavy Heart)
- 7:00 AM - Final Breakfast at the Cottage. Savoring every bite because it's almost over.
- 8:00 AM - Packing (aka, trying to cram everything back into my suitcase). Why does it never fit? Answer: I bought too many souvenirs. (Obviously.)
- 9:00 AM - Stroll around Ella. Bought some spices, a scarf, and a painting of the Nine Arch Bridge.
- 11:00 AM - Check Out.
- 12:00 PM - Farewell Chai and a Deep Sigh. Ella, you were a mess. You were beautiful. You were exhausting. And I'm already planning my return.
Important Notes, AKA The Random Ramblings of a Slightly Sunburnt Traveler:
- Bargaining: Practice your haggling skills! Everything's negotiable… except maybe the price of my sanity after climbing Ella Rock.
- Mosquitoes: They exist. Bring repellent. Seriously.
- Electricity: Be aware of the power cuts. Bring a portable charger.
- The People: The Sri Lankans are incredibly warm and welcoming. Don't be afraid to ask for help. Just be patient and smile. They're amazing.
- Embrace the Chaos: Things won't always go to plan. That's okay. Roll with it, laugh a lot, and remember to breathe.
This itinerary is subject to change. Because, well, life. And in Ella, changing plans is practically a national sport. Now go forth and explore… and try not to fall off a scooter. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it!
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