
Fargo's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Express West Acres Review!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the swirling vortex that is… the Holiday Inn Express West Acres, Fargo, ND! (And trust me, in Fargo, that "ND" is important. You’d be surprised how many places have a West something.)
So, you want the real deal? Forget the sterile hotel brochure speak. Let's get down to brass tacks, the kind that will actually influence a trip. If you're looking for the best Fargo hotel… well, buckle in, because the Holiday Inn Express West Acres is a contender.
First Impressions & Accessibility (Because We Gotta Talk About It)
Okay, so the West Acres location is great. Super convenient to, you know, things. Right near the West Acres Shopping Center, which, let's be honest, is a Fargo landmark. Plus, getting around? Easy peasy. They have free car parking on site, a real lifesaver if you're not renting a car. And for the mobility-challenged folks (or those of us who just appreciate a good elevator), accessibility is a big win! Facilities for disabled guests are listed and, let's face it, in a city like Fargo, that's essential. The elevator is a must, and the places are accessible.
The Pandemic Era Stuff (Because 2024 is STILL 2020, kinda)
Let's get this out of the way: Cleanliness is no longer just a perk; it's a thing. This hotel clearly takes it seriously. They have hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff are trained in safety protocol. They list Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They also have sterilizing equipment. They offer room sanitization opt-out available, which is great – if you're a germaphobe, you know, have all the things cleaned, if you're less concerned, maybe you want to keep your own germs. They're also making sure food and drinks are safe, with individually-wrapped food options and a safe dining setup. It's not perfect, I'm sure, but it feels like they're trying and that's a win.
The Room – Because That's Where You'll Be Spending Most of Your Time (Hopefully Just Sleeping)
The rooms? They're… Holiday Inn Express rooms. You know the drill. Air conditioning, essential in Fargo, believe me, it gets hot there. Free Wi-Fi (yes!). Plus, they have a desk, coffee/tea maker. Standard issue, but effective. My personal experience? The bed was… fine. Not the best bed of my life, but not the worst either. Got a good sleep. Maybe it was the exhaustion from the North Dakota wind, or maybe they just knew I appreciated a decent, clean mattress. It has blackout curtains, so you can sleep in (crucial!). I hate to admit it, but I loved the complimentary tea. Like, a lot. Sometimes the small things make a difference.
They offer non-smoking rooms, which is great, given my allergies.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling Your Fargo Adventures
Here's where things get a little… mixed. They offer breakfast [buffet]. It's a continental buffet, which is great if you need to be out in the city early. The food? Well, it's a Holiday Inn Express breakfast. Get the protein shakes, and maybe the pastries? The pancakes? They will be fine, but not great. But it's FREE, and that's a huge win. Coffee/tea in restaurant, and breakfast takeaway service are great.
There is a coffee shop on site, but I somehow missed it. Also, I didn't see any of the fun stuff. So, I can't tell you about the bar or poolside bar, though I suppose there are restaurants nearby.
For The Kids and Beyond – Keeping the Crew Happy
They list Family/child friendly. I saw a few kids, which is good because, honestly, it's a very family-friendly hotel. If you're looking to treat them.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
They offer the usual suspects: Daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, laundry service, luggage storage. They have a convenience store and a gift/souvenir shop, which is handy for grabbing a forgotten toothbrush or a last-minute Fargo-themed trinket. There's also a business center, with a Xerox/fax if you absolutely need to send a fax (do people still do that?).
The "Things to Do" and "Ways to Relax" – Let's Be Honest, Fargo Isn't Exactly a Spa Destination
Okay, let's be real. Fargo isn't known for its spas. This hotel lists a Fitness center and a Swimming pool [outdoor]. I did not check them out, but I heard they're fine. They also list a Spa.
Cleanliness and Safety:
Cleanliness and safety, but I already covered it in the pandemic section.
Getting Around
They offer Airport Transfer, which is super helpful, as Fargo is cold and the airport is not near town. It is useful if you're not renting a car.
The Verdict – Is the Holiday Inn Express West Acres the Best Fargo Hotel?
Look, it's a solid choice. It's clean, convenient, has all the basics, and the location is excellent. It doesn't have all the bells and whistles of a luxury resort, but it's reliable, and the staff seems genuinely nice. If you're looking for a comfortable, no-nonsense stay in Fargo, you can't go wrong.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is a real person’s attempt to survive a few days in Fargo, North Dakota, starting at the esteemed (and possibly slightly dingy - you never know with Holiday Inn Expresses) Holiday Inn Express Fargo - West Acres.
Title: Fargo, I Think I Love You (Maybe? Also, Where's the Coffee?) - A Mostly Accurate Account of a Trip
Day 1: Arrival, Existential Dread, and the Quest for Decent Wi-Fi
- 3:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Hector International Airport (Fargo). Okay, let’s be honest, the airport seemed smaller than my living room. My luggage, a slightly battered suitcase that's been to more places than I have friends, makes its triumphant appearance on the carousel. Victory! Now to find the car rental and attempt to navigate my way to the promised land of Holiday Inn Express.
- 3:45 PM: Arrive at the Holiday Inn Express Fargo - West Acres. Oh, the sweet, familiar smell of chlorine and… something else. I'm guessing industrial cleaner? Is it the smell of freedom and relaxation? Hmmm, maybe not yet. The lobby is…well, functional. The front desk attendant seems slightly bewildered but eventually hands me a keycard.
- 4:00 PM: Room check. Cleanish. The bed… well, it looks like a bed, which is a good start. Wi-Fi… the holy grail of modern travel. Attempt to connect. Fail. Try again. More failure. Panic sets in. I'm supposed to be working! I'll get the hotel staff to fix it.
- 4:30 PM: Coffee retrieval mission. The in-room coffee maker looks suspicious. Is it even on? I need a decent cup, or the world will end. Raid the breakfast area. The coffee is… drinkable. Survival accomplished.
- 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM: Unpacking, settling in, and the crushing weight of loneliness. Seriously, is this real life? The hotel room is lonely. I miss my cat. I call my mom. We have a long talk about how great my cat is. This is how my life is turning into.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner: Mexican food craving. Yelp searches indicate a place called "Chubby's." Sounds promising! I am easily swayed by the promise of cheesy goodness.
- Side note: Navigating Fargo at night. The map on my phone is my only friend. And the drivers seem…polite? This is unsettling.
- 7:30 PM: Chubby's. Success! Chips and salsa arrive. My mood does a 180.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Successfully connected to the Wi-Fi. Finally! Attempt to catch up on emails, but mostly end up doom-scrolling. Ugh.
Day 2: The Mall, The Plains, and a Deep Dive into Retail Therapy and Frozen Yogurt
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The usual suspects buffet. A sad, half-eaten waffle in front of me. Coffee is still lukewarm. Sigh.
- 9:00 AM: The West Acres Mall. I am not a mall person, but according to my intel, it's the thing to do in Fargo. I am there for a new pen.
- Observation: The mall is spacious, clean, and surprisingly… busy. Moms, teens, and the elderly are enjoying the experience.
- Anecdote: I get lost. Like, really lost. Wander aimlessly for 15 minutes looking for a specific pen in a stationery store. Success.
- 11:00 AM: Frozen Yogurt Therapy. This needs to be addressed. So much to do, so little time.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the mall. More food to eat.
- 1:00 PM: A drive. I need to connect with nature. I drive west towards the seemingly endless plains.
- Reaction: The vastness of the prairie almost overwhelms me. It's beautiful, in a stark, lonely kind of way. I feel a pang of something akin to awe.
- 3:00 PM: More shopping. Maybe.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Back to the hotel.
- 7:00 PM: Watch a movie, maybe. I am so tired.
Day 3: The Fargo Experience, and the Departure Symphony
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Coffee.
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to do something cultural. Perhaps the Fargo Theatre?
- 10:00 AM: The Fargo Theatre is cute! Check the schedule.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch.
- 1:00 PM: Last-minute souvenir run, maybe?
- 2:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Pack. The process of packing is a microcosm of my life - messy, chaotic, probably missing something important.
- 3:00 PM: Check out. Say goodbye to the hotel, with its slightly-too-soft pillows and the smell of chlorine that, I'm strangely going to miss.
- 3:30 PM: Head to the airport.
- 4:30 PM: Airport security.
- 5:00 PM: Boarding. I find my seat and watch as Fargo fades away into the distance.
- 6:00 PM: Turbulence! I hate turbulence. Think about my cat.
- 8:00 PM: Arrival. Welcome home.

Fargo's BEST Hotel?! The Holiday Inn Express West Acres - My Messy Review
Okay, *is* this place actually the best? Because Fargo... Fargo can be a *vibe*, ya know?
So, best? Probably not. But consistently GOOD? Absolutely.
The Free Breakfast - Let's talk about it. Seriously, breakfast is LIFE. Will I be disappointed? (Be honest!)
Here’s my brutally honest take: It's *better* than the breakfast at some other places I've stayed. The waffle maker is ALWAYS a plus (though be prepared for a slight wait, especially during peak hours). I swear, I saw a guy with, like, four waffles stacked on his plate. Respect. The coffee… well, it *exists*. Let's leave it at that.
My *absolute* favorite experience was on a particularly sleepy Sunday morning in Fargo (they do exist!). I was the first person at the breakfast bar, and every single item was perfectly stocked. Even the orange juice tasted like oranges. It was a glorious experience. The next day it was slightly less glorious. Still good though.
The Location - Is it actually *near* anything? Or am I going to be stranded in a parking lot wasteland?
It’s a stone's throw from the mall (literally, don't try it). There are restaurants galore within walking or a short driving distance. You've got fast food, casual dining, and even a few more… *adventurous* options (I'm looking at you, local sushi place). It’s not exactly a cultural mecca, but it's practical. And let's be real, after a long day of travel, convenience outweighs all else. I once spent an entire evening just finding a specific taco place - all thanks to the hotel being so close by I could nap in between courses! Good times...
The Room: Were the beds comfy? Because a bad bed is a dealbreaker, people!
The Staff - Friendly? Helpful? Or just going through the motions?
They’re not perfect – nobody is – but they’re consistently good. And in the world of lodging, that's something to be cherished.
Pool Time - Is there a pool? And is it, you know, *clean*?
Anything I should specifically be aware of before booking? (The small print, the hidden fees, the… *Fargo-ness*?)
* **Parking:** Parking is generally free and plentiful. No major issues here. Just be aware it can fill up during peak shopping or event times.
* **Noise:** It’s a hotel, so there's always the potential for noise. Ask for a room away from the elevator and ice machine (trust me on this).
* **The "Fargo-ness" Factor:** Embrace it! Fargo has its charm. You're not going to find a five-star resort experience. But the West Acres Holiday Inn Express is clean, comfortable, and convenient. What more do you really need? Probably a good hat, though. And maybe a very warm coat, depending on the time of year.
* **The Gym:** They have a small gym. I'm not a gym person, so I can't say much. But it exists!
* **Wi-Snooze And Stay

