Unbelievable Myrtos Mare Suites: Greece's Hidden Paradise Awaits!
Unbelievable Myrtos Mare Suites: Greece's Hidden Paradise Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Brutally Honest Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to spill the (slightly salty) beans on Unbelievable Myrtos Mare Suites in Greece. They're shouting about "hidden paradise," and while I wouldn't go quite THAT far, there’s definitely some seriously good stuff happening here, and some… well, let's just say it needs a bit more oomph. And I’m gonna be brutally honest. Forget the fluffy brochures; this is the real deal, folks.
First, The Stuff That Makes You Go “Ooh La La!”
Let’s start with the good, because frankly, that’s what I need after a long journey. This place nails the vibes. I mean, the Pool with a View is something else. Seriously. I spent a solid afternoon just staring at the turquoise water stretching out to the horizon from that infinity pool. And the sunbaked landscape… chef’s kiss. Okay, maybe not a chef’s kiss, more like a half-hearted thumbs up, but still.. really good.
Accessibility, You Ask?
Alright, so Accessibility is a mixed bag. They say they have Facilities for Disabled Guests, which is great. But, I didn't see them explicitly point them out, or the exact facilities listed, so double check on booking with the hotel staff. They also have an Elevator so that's a plus for the less mobile.
Roomy Rooms, Wifi Woes (and a Touch of Chaos)
The rooms themselves? Gorgeous. Honestly, gorgeous. I opted for a suite, and it was huge. Air conditioning that actually worked (bless!), a comfy Sofa, and my own little Terrace. The Internet access – wireless was, shall we say, “patchy.” I'm not sure if I just landed a bad spot, but I spent way too long trying to connect, and using my phone as personal hotspot in desperation. This is where the frustration levels started to rise. Fortunately, the claim of Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! did, eventually, ring true, mostly.
The All-Important Wi-Fi in public areas: It works better generally than the room wifi, but still isn't perfect. Internet Services Internet [LAN]
Food Glorious (Almost) Food!
Okay, let's talk food. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent. Standard stuff, but the Western breakfast options were plentiful and well-prepared. The Asian breakfast and the Asian cuisine in restaurant options could use a bit more pizzazz. I'm talking, a little more spice, a little more oomph.
The A la carte in restaurant was pretty good, but not mind-blowing. I mean, the Salad in restaurant I ordered was fresh. The Coffee/tea in restaurant and the Coffee shop were essential fuel for my days. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, especially during that aforementioned pool time. The Snack bar was handy for quick bites.
However, my BIGGEST gripe? The lack of a decent vegetarian selection. They do have a Vegetarian restaurant listed, but the options seemed limited. It was a bit of a bummer, and definitely something they could improve on. Dining, drinking, and snacking are a win overall.
Relaxation Station: Where the Magic Happens (Sometimes)
THIS is where Myrtos Mare shines. The Spa/sauna options are excellent. I am a MASSIVE fan of Massage. The one I got was heavenly. I wanted to sign up for the Body scrub and Body wrap next time.
The Fitness center is well equipped, although I admit, I spent more time in the pool than in the gym. Pool with view is an understatement.
Things to do, ways to relax really hits the spot.
Safety and Cleanliness – A Breath of Fresh Air (Literally)
Okay, I’m a bit of a germaphobe, so I was watching for this. The Cleanliness and safety protocols were pretty solid. I genuinely appreciated the Anti-viral cleaning products. They seem to be taking everything seriously, with Hand sanitizer readily available, and Daily disinfection in common areas. They even had Individually-wrapped food options at the buffet, which is a nice touch. The staff seemed well-trained. The Safe dining setup gave me peace of mind. Rooms sanitized between stays and Room sanitization opt-out available, is also a good touch.
Getting Around – Smooth Sailing… Mostly.
The Airport transfer was seamless. The Car park [free of charge] was a massive bonus because you can’t always rely on it. The Taxi service was available, but expensive.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make Life Easier
I loved the Daily housekeeping, the Laundry service and the Doorman. Concierge was super helpful. Their Air conditioning in public area was a relief. The Food delivery was surprisingly quick.
For the kids
No kids for me, but I saw Family/child friendly and Kids facilities available.
The "Unbelievable" Offer (and Why You Should Probably Book)
Okay, so here's the deal. I'm going to be honest: Unbelievable Myrtos Mare Suites isn’t perfect. But, what it does well, it does REALLY well. And that pool? And that spa? They almost make up for any niggles.
Why You Should Book (and what to expect):
- The Dreamy Pool Scene: Seriously, the pool views are worth the price of admission.
- Spa Serenity: If you're looking to unwind, the spa is your sanctuary.
- Clean and Safe: They're taking hygiene seriously, which is a huge plus.
- Good Food: the breakfast and a la carte is satisfying.
- Nice rooms The spaces are good and the decor is pretty good.
What to Temper Your Expectations With:
- Wifi Woes: Don't expect lightning-fast internet. Be prepared to use your phone as a hotspot.
- Vegetarian Vexations: Veggie options could be better.
- Not PERFECT, but Pretty Darn Good: This isn't a flawless resort, but it's a solid choice for a relaxing getaway. The Offer:
Book your escape to Myrtos Mare Suites this month and receive a complimentary couples massage AND a bottle of local wine upon arrival! Plus, get 10% off ALL spa treatments during your stay!
Why you should BOOK with the offer:
It's your chance to take advantage of the Unbelievable beauty and serenity this Greek hideaway offers. Get a free couples massage and wine with your visit!
My Final Verdict:
I left Myrtos Mare Suites feeling relaxed, refreshed, and with a slight tan. Honestly? I'd go back. Despite the minor hiccups, the good stuff far outweighed the bad. So, if you're looking for a slice of paradise, with breathtaking views and a chance to truly unwind, then Unbelievable Myrtos Mare Suites is definitely worth a look. Just pack your patience for the Wifi, and your appetite for those massages!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're NOT crafting a pristine itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the glorious (and occasionally chaotic) mess that is my trip to Myrtos Mare Suites in Greece. This is less "schedule" and more "winging it with a vague sense of direction," so prepare for the ride!
Myrtos Mare Suites: A Greek Odyssey (That Will Probably Involve Many, Many Ouzos)
Pre-Trip Anxiety (and Pre-Trip Panic Buying):
- Weeks Before: Okay, so I'd booked this trip months ago, visions of turquoise water and perfectly tanned limbs dancing in my head. In reality? I'm a borderline hoarder, and my suitcase currently resembles a black hole capable of swallowing small planets. I have enough "just in case" outfits to clothe a small army, plus a travel-sized pharmacy that could probably revive the undead. Did I pack sunscreen? Probably not. (Deep breath, gotta chill…)
- Days Before: Google Flights is my new best friend and worst enemy. Every other hour, I'm agonizing over seat assignments and baggage fees. "Can I really live without that extra pair of wedges?" (The answer: Yes. I can.) Also, I've developed a sudden, intense need to learn basic Greek phrases. "Where is the nearest taverna?" is the only one that seems essential.
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Beach Bliss (with a Side of Meltdown)
- Morning (Athens Airport, oh joy): After a series of delayed flights that should've been an indication, I was finally in Athens! Immediately, a wave of "this is REALLY happening" hit me. The airport was a beautiful mess-- the hustle and bustle, the languages I didn't understand, the heat.
- The Transfer Fiasco (and the Sweet, Sweet Relief): I was on a bus heading to the suites, and I was absolutely petrified. "Do I look like I know what I'm doing?" I kept asking myself. After a harrowing bus transfer (involving a near-miss with a rogue moped and a heated argument with a stressed-out bus driver in rapid Greek, which I managed, miraculously, to understand), I finally arrived at Myrtos Mare. The view? Jaw-dropping. Truly. Ocean as far as the eye can see, and the suites themselves are all white with a certain Greek charm. I think God was there… or a Greek architect, either way, I was speechless.
- Afternoon (Plunging into the Sea, Literally): The moment I unzipped that suitcase (a momentous occasion), I changed into my bathing suit and sprinted to the beach. The water was… chef's kiss. Crystal clear, warm, and so salty it made my skin tingle. I spent the next few hours alternating between floating, staring at the impossibly blue sky, and internally screaming with pure, unadulterated joy. Found a little cove, with the sun shining down on me. The other guests that were there were quiet, and all the while I was so happy.
- Evening (First Taverna! First Ouzo! Possibly a Slight Existential Crisis?): Found a taverna nearby, ordered some grilled octopus (tentacles! Don't judge me, it was delicious) and a bottle of local wine. And Ouzo, of course. I'm not a huge drinker, but Ouzo in Greece just hits different, doesn't it? After two glasses, I felt strangely contemplative. "Am I living my best life? Am I truly present? What is the meaning of… oh, another glass of Ouzo!" The food was amazing, the conversations flowing, and for a few hours, I just wasn't me. Was that good or bad? I didn't know and I didn't care.
Day 2: Exploring the Area (and More Food, Obviously)
- Morning (Lazy Breakfast and Beach Again, Duh): Woke up slightly fuzzy-headed, but the promise of fresh Greek yogurt with honey, fruit, and a beach-side espresso snapped me right out of it. Beach again! This time, armed with a book (that I never actually opened) and enough sunscreen to protect a small family of vampires.
- Afternoon (A Drive to Nearby Village): After checking the weather online, I decided to rent a scooter for the day. You can't go to Greece and NOT explore, right? Right. Now, let me be clear: I'm not a scooter expert. In fact, I'm pretty sure my motorcycle license has long expired. But I thought, "How hard could it be?" Answer: Harder than I thought. After some shaky starts (almost taking out an elderly man and his dog), I navigated to a nearby village. The white buildings, the winding streets, the vibrant flowers… it was postcard perfection.
- Evening (Dinner at a Family-Run Taverna, Possibly the Best Meal of My Life): Found a little taverna, completely by accident. I wasn't that hungry, but the smell of grilled meat and the sound of laughter drew me in. It was a family-run place, and the warmth and friendliness of the owners was instant. They talked to me, and I didn't catch a word of it, but I nodded and smiled anyway. I ordered the lamb chops, which were cooked to perfection, and washed it down with more local wine. The sunset over the ocean, the food, the company… it was pure magic. I stayed for hours, talking to the owner, and just taking in the moment.
Day 3: Beach Day (and the Pursuit of the Perfect Photo)
- Morning (The Most Perfect Beach Day Ever): Woke up early, grabbed a coffee (because I need to wake up for the beach), and headed to the beach. Seriously, it was a perfect beach day. Blue sky, warm sun, and the water was just begging to be swam in. Spent the morning swimming, and I even got a little tan.
- Afternoon (The Hunt for the Perfect Instagram Pic): The light was beautiful, and the water even more so. I tried to capture the perfect photo, but it just kept failing. I spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to get the perfect shot. But the more I thought, the more I realized I wanted to capture the feeling of how I felt. And eventually I gave up.
- Evening (Sunset cocktails and a Romantic Stroll - for me): As the sun began to set, the entire sky transformed into all the colors imaginable. I did something a little corny, but I lit some candles, and sat on my porch. It was the perfect way to unwind.
Day 4: The Heartbreak of Departure (and the Promise of a Return)
- Morning (Final Breakfast, Sobbing Internally): My last day in paradise. Breakfast felt especially bittersweet. I tried to savor every bite of my Greek yogurt, every sip of my coffee, but a wave of sadness kept threatening to wash over me. I wanted to stay forever.
- Afternoon (Last Beach Swim, Goodbye Kiss to the Sea): One last swim in the ocean. One last glance at the turquoise water. I splashed around, made one more goodbye to the wonderful sea, and let the sun warm my skin. I had a moment, a true moment, where I was free.
- Evening (Departure, with a Heavy Heart and Souvenir Purchases): The transfer back to the airport. I have to admit, I wasn't ready to leave. The entire holiday had been surreal, and my heart ached. But I told myself I had a lot to look forward to. I had a lot to tell everyone back home. I will never forget this trip. As I bought my last souvenirs and boarded the plane, I knew I'd be back. Greece, and Myrtos Mare Suites, had stolen a piece of my heart.
Post-Trip Ramblings (and Reflections):
- Okay, so it wasn't perfect. I probably should have learned more Greek. I definitely overpacked. But… it was real. There were moments of sheer bliss, moments of abject terror, moments of laughing until my stomach hurt. That's what made it memorable.
- This trip wasn't about checking boxes or adhering to a rigid schedule. It was about letting go, embracing the chaos, and living in the moment. And, of course, eating copious amounts of delicious food and drinking far too much Ouzo.
- Would I go back? Absolutely. And next time, I'm bringing a bigger suitcase, a better grasp of Greek, and a willingness to embrace the beautiful, messy, wonderful adventure that is Greece.
So there you have it! My imperfect, honest, and utterly authentic chronicle of my whirlwind trip to Myrtos Mare Suites. Now go plan your own adventure, and don't forget the sunscreen and the Ouzo. You'll need them both.
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Unbelievable Myrtos Mare Suites: Greece's Hidden Paradise - FAQ (With a Healthy Dose of Reality)
Is this place *really* as amazing as the pictures? Seriously?
Okay, let's be real. Travel photos are… well, they’re *photos*. Myrtos Mare Suites? Yeah, the pictures are pretty good. But the *real* truth? Yeah, it's stunning. That beach, Myrtos beach? It's like, someone spilled turquoise paint on the sand. *And* you can actually reach it (unlike some impossibly-pictured cliffs I’ve been to). But… (and there's always a but, right?) remember that *feeling* when you first see the ocean? That breathless ‘woah’? Yeah, you'll probably have that. But you'll *also* have the slightly sweaty palms from the drive down the winding road (more on THAT later). So, yes. Yes, it's amazing. Mostly.
What's the deal with the suites themselves? Are they actually… luxurious?
"Luxurious" is a subjective word, isn't it? I mean, I’ve stayed in a "luxurious" hostel once (don't ask) and I've had a "luxurious" experience with a particularly good gyro. The suites? They're definitely… good. Think clean lines, bright spaces… and the kind of balcony where you can legitimately feel like you're king (or queen, obviously) of the world while you sip your morning coffee. The *view* is the real luxury, folks. Seriously. I almost tripped over my own feet the first time I saw it from my room. The little kitchenettes are handy for snacks, and the aircon? A lifesaver, especially when the Greek sun is showing off. But... and here's a pet peeve... the Wi-Fi could be better. Look, I'm not saying it's dial-up, but don't expect to stream Netflix brilliantly while you're there. Just… embrace the view and the glorious lack of email for a bit, okay? You'll survive. I did… eventually.
Is it noisy? Will I be able to sleep?
Ah, the crucial question! Noise. Okay, so, no, it’s generally not a Club Med party. The location is pretty secluded, which is part of its charm. You'll hear the waves, which is *chef's kiss*. Maybe some distant chatter from the pool (which, by the way, is gorgeous). The only thing that might wake you is the rooster down the road, or that overly enthusiastic seagull who likes to announce his presence at 6 am (I'm looking at *you*, Mr. Screechy!). Pack earplugs if you're a *really* light sleeper, but honestly? I found the sound of the ocean pretty good white noise. Except for that one night… when some people decided to have a rather, um, *passionate* conversation on their balcony at 3 AM. Let's just say the walls weren't *that* thick. But hey, everyone’s entitled to a little bit of… vacation, right?
How difficult is it to get there? The road... I've *heard* things...
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. The drive *down* to Myrtos beach from the suites… is an experience. Let me put it this way: My driving skills? Adequate, I'd say. But that road? That winding, switchback-filled, drop-off-on-one-side-of-the-road *thing*? It tested my mettle. Seriously. The first time, my knuckles were white, my jaw was clenched, and I was pretty sure I was going to hug a sheep just for the comfort. The views are *stunning*, of course. But the reality? You'll be whispering prayers to the car gods the whole way. Take it SLOW. Really. And if you're prone to car sickness, pop some anti-nausea meds *before* you go. You'll thank me later. However, the adrenaline rush? Makes the first sip of wine *even* sweeter. That’s the truth.
What about food? Any restaurants nearby?
This is where Myrtos Mare Suites is a tiny bit… isolated. But not in a bad way! There is the hotel restaurant which is okay, but the real magic lies just a short drive away. You *absolutely must* explore the tavernas in nearby villages. Expect fresh seafood, authentic Greek dishes (moussaka!), and enough local wine to make you forget all about that terrifying drive. The food is, frankly, divine. I remember this *one* taverna in Assos… Oh, the grilled octopus. The *best*. Seriously, I dream about that octopus. And then there's the *friendly* service. You know, that charming, slightly chaotic Greek hospitality that makes you feel like you're part of the family. Warning: You *will* overeat. It's inevitable. Embrace it. You're on vacation! And make sure you try the local honey. It's liquid gold.
Is it good for kids?
Well, it *could* be. The beach is beautiful, the pool is lovely… But, and it’s a big but, that drive. Again! I wouldn't want to subject my own toddler, or myself, to it multiple times a day. Some of the suites are family-friendly, but double-check the specific room details, as this isn't a massive resort with a kids' club. So, it depends. If you like quiet, beach time, and are willing to put up with the drive, sure. Otherwise, maybe look for something with a bit less… edge-of-the-cliff charm. It’s a great place for couples or a group of friends!
Anything I should pack that I wouldn't immediately think of?
Okay, here's my insider intel. Apart from the usual sunscreen, swimsuit, and a good book (and, for goodness sake, a phrasebook for the language, at least “Efharisto” and “Parakalo”), definitely pack:
- *A good pair of walking shoes*: You'll want to explore the area beyond the beach.
- *Insect repellent*: Mosquitoes, they exist.
- *A waterproof phone case*: For those epic beach photos.
- *Snacks*: Just in case you get peckish at the wrong time. Think crisps, maybe some nuts, and if you like it, protein bars are a good shout.
- *A reusable water bottle*: Stay hydrated!
- *A flashlight*: Just in case of power outages (they can happen). And for fumbling around in the dark when you come back from the tavern!
- *Earplugs*: In case those neighbours start *again*!
